Intex 68758E Classic Downy Airbed, Full

Me And My Old Lady Are Huge Fat Slobs And It Held Us Up Good All Night Long!
Me and my old lady just love us some camping! We head out into the sticks with the bears and wolves and man-eating plants and chupacabras! I bought two of these here mattresses and they are just fantastical! In fact, I’ve used them for a wide wide wide variety of things!Let’s start with a night of campin’. It doesn’t come with no pump, so I bought a cheap one at the campground. Of course, “cheap” at a campground really means “five times as expensive as anywhere else.” Anyway, I blew this big bastage up and was extremely worried. As a man of nearly 400 pounds with a wife the same size, I expected this baby to pop like a Trojan on a bull stud woolly mammoth. Amazingly, it held up good. I bought two because me and that old nag are too big to fit on one together without a fat strap to keep us from rollin’ off like a jet-propelled tumbleweed gettin’ sling-shotted off a hot college college girl’s behind.Now, while we slept separately on our own mattresses, what fun is camping without a little, as those I-talian folks call it, amore!? So, for about two minutes and forty five seconds, we shared one of these beds and I couldn’t believe that it didn’t just explode into thousands of rubber bits like every whoopee cushion I’ve ever sat on with my massive rump! I tell ya, the missus gets friskier than a corn-fed dog with sixteen ovaries! So, when I say this mattress can take a thrashin’, you can take that to the dad-gum bank, by god!We was campin’ for four days and three nights. My mattress held up just fine and didn’t need any extra air. My old lady’s needed a little extra air after the second night, but that might have been due to our wild, hog-style, squeal-fest that evening. So you understand what two 400 pound people can do to an air mattress, let me put it this way… It probably sounded like a walrus and a baboon were being burned at the stake. It was a wild ride!So, what good are these mattresses after camping? Well, prepare to amazed!Y’all got your regular uses like using it for guests who spend the night. We ain’t worried about none-such though. Our trailer gots three bedrooms and two extra axles. Costs more to put new tires on the house, but it’s well worth it for the extra space!The next use was what my smart mouth brother called and “inner-vation” or some such. We blew that bad boy up, greased up the bottom with some rendered chicken fat, and went sledding! Boy oh boy that mofo done flew down the hills faster than a chicken with a rocket jammed in it’s bacon ring! We’d take a running start and just drop onto that mattress. Weeee! That’s what we’d shout as we went sailing down the hill into Old Man Skeetersnatch’s pumpkin patch! After about 20 runs down the hill, we finally did it in. We decided to turn it sideways and go down together. We took our runnin’ start, jumped on the mattress, and KER-POW! Looks like it can take a thrashin’ from some pudgy pushin’, but it can’t handle a running start jump by two good old boys in the snow.And that’s where the next two uses came from! I cut it in half and now, I use one half as an oil mat under my truck and the other half as a grill cover! Just don’t fire up the grill when this is on it or else you’ll have a rubbery, sticky, nasty melted mess all over your grill. I learned that the hard way! Thank god I didn’t have it over my cut-in-half oil barrel. I woulda been madder than a toothless squirrel at an acorn convention!But don’t forget, I had another one of these mattresses! During the summer, I’d get some bags of ice from the store, fill up the mattress with ice, use the garden hose to fill it up the rest of the way with water, and I had me a nice chiller bed out on the back porch.For Halloween, I drained out all that water and split that mattress up the bottom and put a zipper on it. Whenever those kids would walk across my grass or make fun of my fat, I’d holler at ’em and say, “You little punks is gonna end up in my body bag! I can fit at least six of ya scrawny little turds in there!” My wife didn’t like that, so she just pulled out the scattergun and threatened to shoot ’em on sight if they made fun of her fat. She’s always talkin’ about how she’s big boned, but as far as I reckon, it ain’t the bones that get bigger after eatin’ five pound pork roasts like they’re skittles.Finally, this here mattress makes a great buryin’ shroud. Why? Because I think it’s part “Shroud of Turin!” Our Irish Wolfhound, Mr. Harry Bollocks, finally passed at the ripe old age of 17. I split open the mattress, put Harry in, and wrapped him up like a canine bagel-dog. After digging his grave, I placed all 208 pounds of him into the hole and covered him up good and proper-like. The next morning, Harry was standing at the back door waggin’ his tail wanting to come in! I couldn’t believe it! It brought him back to life!So, in the end, come for the good night’s sleep, stay for the resurrection! Five stars!EDIT: My fat wife just informed me that Mr. Harry Bollocks was barking up a storm, so she gave him some of her sleepin’ pills. Apparently, I buried a sleepin’ dog and ruined a perfectly good body bag mattress. So, don’t you pay no nevermind to that resurrection stuff. Ain’t no Jesus cloth, I reckon.

Pretty good; ours lasted two years.
We bought two of these air mattresses in 2012 to accommodate house guests. For whatever reason, everyone you’ve even been related to wants to come and visit when you get married, like you’ve suddenly morphed into the kind of responsible people who cook large breakfasts and have guests beds. Nope; cheap air mattresses and coffee shops for everyone!I know these air mattresses have to be pretty good when they’re brand new, because even the nit-pickiest and most honest members of my husband’s family didn’t complain and said they were perfectly comfortable on them.We’ve also used these for friends who have been drinking and shouldn’t attempt traveling to their own homes. Since the air mattress doesn’t come with a pump, we learned the hard way that three drunk smokers can blow one of these up by mouth in about fifteen minutes if everyone takes turns. It’s not fun, though, so we broke down and bought a cheap pump after doing this a couple times. I recommend just doing the “buy it together” thing so you don’t forget and end up huffing and puffing into a plastic nozzle covered with your friend’s spit at 4:00 am. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.While these air mattresses are “full” size and can accommodate couples no problem, full size sheets are a smidge too big. It’s not a huge problem, but I hate it when the corners of my sheets are loose and they get all bunched up underneath me when I’m rolling around and drooling on myself.After two years, the air mattresses have held up pretty well with infrequent use, though they are starting to get a bit saggy. I slept on one last week after the husband and I got into a fight about who orders the most stuff on Amazon (kidding, it was about something else). After a couple hours, I woke up because my butt was on the floor and my aging hip was killing me. But I think two years is a totally decent life span for a $20 air mattress. I would buy these again to replace the old ones, probably right before the relatives swing by for another weekend.

We have just purchased a Tear Drop camper and wanted something portable to store in the camper. This airbed is perfect.

For the price great value, comfortable